Too clean

And for my latest lodge finding antics, enter the newly completed tourist lodge. I reject a room telling the owner that in short the room is too clean. I'm not sure if he has had a room rejected for this reason before, but it really is freshly decorated, and I point to various bits of mud on my clothing as some degree of explanation. Perhaps there is something odd about me, I just can't feel at home in an immaculate room. I'd fear damaging it by my being, and it doesn't take me long to find a lodge where paint peels in just a homely way.